Thursday, February 10, 2011

'Doctor Who' Season Five (2010)

Starring Matt Smith and Karen Gillan
Produced by Steven Moffat

Doctor Who: The Complete Fifth Series [Blu-ray]So long, David Tenant; hello Matt Smith.  The 11th version of the Doctor arrives on Earth and meets a small girl, Amelia Pond (Caitlin Blackwood) in the mid 1990s.  Still reeling from his regeneration, he's more eccentric than usual, but decides to help Amelia discover the truth about a mysterious crack in her bedroom wall.  The Doctor goes into the TARDIS to fix something, promising to be back in a few minutes.

Unfortunately, he reappears 12 years later.  Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) is now grown, having gone through years of therapy and been forced to conclude that her 'Raggedy Doctor' was an imaginary friend, a figment of her own imagination.  She's now engaged to a young nurse named Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill), and lives alone in her large house... which is infested with some kind of alien creature called 'Prisoner Zero'.  Not long after, a fleet of alien ships arrives in orbit, threatening to exterminate the human race unless Prisoner Zero gives itself up.  Since Prisoner Zero has no intention of doing so, the Doctor, Amy and Rory must discover a way to locate Prisoner Zero and return it to the aliens before it's too late.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

"Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" (2010)

Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Aterton and Ben Kingsley
Written by Jordan Mechner, Boaz Yakin, Doug Miro and Carlo Bernard
Directed by Mike Newell

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time [Blu-ray]Sometimes you come across a film that should be really cool, but ultimately the only response you have to it is "meh."  Based on the series of videogames, "Prince of Persia" tells the story of Dastan (Jake Gyllenhaal) a Persian orphan adopted and raised by the king of the ancient empire of Persia.  Dastan grows up to be a formidable warrior along with his brothers Tus (Richard Coyle) and Garsiv (Toby Kebbell), who are the king's biological sons.

One day, the armies of Persia, led by Tus, come to the edge of the city of Alamut.  King Sharaman (Ronald Pickup) believes the city to be holy, and ordered his sons to keep their troops away from it.  But Sharaman's brother Nizam (Ben Kingsley) presents evidence that Alamut has been manufacturing weapons for Persia's enemies.  Dastan tries to stop Tus from ordering the army to attack, but ultimately doesn't press hard enough.  Instead of allowing his brother to mount a devastating frontal assault, Dastan leads a small group of warriors on a stealth mission to open the eastern gates of Alamut.  Once he breaches the walls, he encounters a priest whom he kills.  Dastan finds a strange dagger the man was trying to protect, and keeps it as a trophy.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"Superman / Shazam: The Return of Black Adam" (2010)

Starring George Newbern, Jerry O'Connell and Arnold Vosloo
Written by Michael Jelenic
Directed by Joachim Dos Santos

Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam [Blu-ray]Unlike other DC Animated DVD releases, "Superman / Shazam: The Return of Black Adam" is not a full-length feature.  The disc is, instead, a collection of four DC Showcase shorts - "The Return of Black Adam," "The Spectre," "Green Arrow" and "Jonah Hex."  Its a little odd, but the quality of the shorts makes up for it.  I wasn't too impressed with some of the recent DC Animated films like "Superman / Batman: Apocalypse" and "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths," but these shorts are a bit of a different beast.

In the first short, the longest of the bunch, young Billy Batson (Zach Callison) meets a reporter named Clark Kent (George Newbern), who is doing a story on orphans.  On his way to meet Kent, Batson tries to defend a hobo named Talky Tawny (Kevin Michael Richardson) from some street hoods.  He gets beat up, but stands his ground.  When he meets Kent, the reporter asks Batson how he was injured, and Batson says he was "being good," and that he's always been good and never been rewarded for it.  Kent replies, "Evil is always easier."

Just then, the two are attacked by Black Adam (Arnold Vosloo), a powerful villain whose powers are based on magic.  Black Adam reveals that he has returned to Earth after 5,000 years in exile to kill Batson and get his revenge on the wizard, Shazam.  Batson, of course, has no idea what Black Adam is talking about.  Thinking Kent dead, Batson runs for his life and is saved by Kent's alter ego - Superman.  Superman and Black Adam duke it out while Batson tries to find safe refuge.  Instead, Batson is confronted by Shazam (James Garner) an ancient wizard and guardian of humanity.  He tells Batson that he has been chosen to be Black Adam's successor, to gain the power of the gods and become Captain Marvel (Jerry O'Connell).

Sunday, February 6, 2011

"Cat Shit One" (2010)

Starring Will Prescott and Tom Flynn
Directed by Kazuya Sasahara

Cat Shit One - THE ANIMATED SERIES - Blu-ray English EditionBased on the Japanese manga comic, "Cat Shit One" is a CG animated film that tells the story of a U.S. Army two-man recon team somewhere in the Middle East tasked with locating and rescuing a handful of hostages from enemy combatants.  Sergeant "Packy" Perkins (Will Prescott) leads the team, his partner is the nervous, somewhat cowardly Botasky (Tom Flynn).  They locate their "canaries," and witness one of them killed while arguing with HQ for air support and evac.  Unwilling to wait any longer, Packy decides to head down into the enemy camp himself to rescue the hostages, leaving Botasky behind to cover him with his sniper rifle.

Packy manages to rescue the hostages, but when HQ informs them that enemy reinforcements will arrive before the US evac and air support, he decides to stay behind and buy time for Botasky and the hostages to escape.  He orders Botasky not to come back for him, and begins laying traps.  But Botasky can't leave his friend and fellow soldier behind, and defies orders to go back into the enemy camp and rescue Packy.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

"The Runaways" (2010)

Starring Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Michael Shannon
Written and directed by Fioria Sigismondi

The Runaways [Blu-ray]No, this is not an adaptation of Brian K. Vaughn's excellent "Runaways" comic book.  This is a dramatized story of The Runaways, a groundbreaking all-girl rock band of the 1970s.  I have to admit that while I'm familiar with The Runaways' rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist Joan Jett, I had not heard of this initial band at all.  I remember being intrigued by the film when it was getting a limited release in theatres last year, but it never played anywhere near me as far as I can recall, and I'm just now able to watch it via the magic of Netflix.

Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning) is a rebellious teen girl.  She paints her face like David Bowie and gets booed off the stage at her high school talent show.  She spends her nights hanging out a clubs she's far too young to be going to, but gets into anyway.  Cherie also hangs out with her sister, Marie (Riley Keough) and her boyfriend.  She lives with her mother, a bitchy failing actress who kicked out their father and is getting married to a businessman from Indonesia. 

Joan Jett (Kristen Stewart) is a rebellious teen girl.  She scrapes together money to buy leather clothes and spends her time drinking and learning to play guitar.  Joan tries to take lessons, but finds that her teacher believes that "Girls don't play electric guitar."  One night out at a club, she spies Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon), whom she recognizes as a record producer.  She approaches him, but he tries to dismiss her until she tells him she plans to start an all-girl rock band.  Intrigued, Fowley hooks Joan up with a drummer, Sandy West (Stella Maeve) and tells the girls to practice a bit and give him a call.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

'Party Down' Complete Series (2009)

Starring Adam Scott, Ken Marino and Lizzy Caplan
Created by Rob Thomas

Party Down: Season 1Oh, Rob Thomas... First you left us hanging at the end of 'Veronica Mars', and then you went and created another great show that didn't stick around long enough, either!

"Party Down" centers on a team of caterers in Los Angeles working for a company called, well, Party Down.  The team is led by Ron Donald (Ken Marino), an over-eager under-achiever with big dreams to open a soup restaurant franchise.  The rest of the team is comprised of Kyle (Ryan Hansen), a pretty boy actor who can't catch his big break; Roman, a "hard sci-fi" writer who hasn't managed to sell any of his scripts; Constance (Jane Lynch), a former character actor who used to sleep around... a lot; and Casey (Lizzy Caplan), an aspiring comedienne.  At the outset of the show, the team is joined by Henry (Adam Scott), an actor who used to work for Party Down with Ron, but eventually managed to make something of his acting career and left.  But now that his career has tanked after he was typecast in a series of beer commercials, Henry finds himself down on his luck and takes a job at Party Down out of desperation.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

"The Other Guys" (2010)

Starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg and Steve Coogan
Written by Chris Henchy and Adam McKay
Directed by Adam McKay

The Other Guys (The Unrated Other Edition) [Blu-ray]Continuing their string of successful Will Ferrell comedy vehicles, Ferrell and McKay brought to the screen in 2010 "The Other Guys," a sort of buddy cop action-comedy spoof.  Ferrell is paired this time with Mark Wahlberg, and the two of them play third-stringer NYPD detectives Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz. 

Allen came up from being an accountant, always taking the safe route through everything that comes along.  Terry, on the other hand, was on the cusp of a promising career until he accidentally shot New York Yankees star player Derek Jeter just before a critical World Series game.  Now, they both work in the shadow of the city's two great hero cops, Chris Danson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) and PK Highsmith (Samuel L. Jackson).  But when Danson and Highsmith, in a fit of ultra-machismo, pitch themselves off the top of a building in pursuit of a suspect and wind up very, very dead, the city finds itself in need of new heroes.